Med Students Say The Dumbest Shit.

Control the penis. Don’t let the penis control you.

Control the penis. Don’t let the penis control you.

This banana drives a Hummer

I’m afraid of you. I’ve got battered wife syndrome now.

Megan Schott would like to remind the kids that it is fun to DO drugs, not LEARN about them.

Hmm…I figured that if a medical student wanted to kill someone they’d use some obscure neurotoxin or pressure point near the carotid… not craigslist, a masseuse, and a gun.

Britt as Gerald: “So, yeah, Dave…how come you’re staying at our apartment tonight?”
Anna as Dave: “Eh…Britt and Anna are having a farting war.

::So, how’d you get that headwound?::
Well, my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend smacked me upside the head with his giant penis. But it’s okay, I killed him with my thumb.

Learning Biochem is a lot like memorizing the phone book.

If I have to memorize one more enzyme, my brain is going to phosphorylate itself into oblivion.